i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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