Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
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the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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