So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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