in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
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So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
Congratulations! We have a period
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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