you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
This is my gift to your gina
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
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