so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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