butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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