Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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