she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
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