Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
I'm really busy with my period
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