I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
Randomize
