my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
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Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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