I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
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Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
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I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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