You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
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you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.