It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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