How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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