No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
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The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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