david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
ugly people sure do ruin things
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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