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I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
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day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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