Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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