I'm going to jail i love you
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
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i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
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