I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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