They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
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I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize