You work out of a Hotel?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
home. puking in laundry basket.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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