it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
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Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
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Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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