i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
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the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Also, beer. Big fan.
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I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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