3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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