it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
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Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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