The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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