..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
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He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
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The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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