i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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