shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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