And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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