What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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