Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
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I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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