I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
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Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
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