It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
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