why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
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Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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