I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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