epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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