We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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