you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
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Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
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