Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
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