quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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