What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
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who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
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Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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