NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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