I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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