Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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