This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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