Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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