So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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