he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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