it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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