And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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